REECE ⌁ PARKER

Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine... I'm writing this in 2025. I'll soon look back on this in 2028. Time is not real. I'm in my 30's now so everything feels great (hurts). I spent too much time on my site. Momma always said...life is like a box of chocolates. Unfortunatly, I am a spontanious beat boxer. I can't get out to see movies as much as I want to. I end up watching commentaries about movies I haven't seen. Yay. I once spent a year eating mostly ice cream. I don't advise. Recovering black & white thinker. Skateboarding is fun. I wish I was skateboarding right now. No I don't take payment in exposure. Me when the client pays the invoice: 💃 Stress free philosophy 🎵 My favorite actor is that one guy from Paul Blart. Call your mom. The prequals ain't to bad now huh? My buddy wanted to start a podcast. It was his 4th try. Maybe next time. People ask me how I do it? I just bite off more than I can chew...then I chew it. New boot goofin' 👢 In my Tim Robinson era.